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                One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a sign by his feet, that read: "I am blind, please help。
                "

              A creative publicist was walking by the blind man and stopped to observe that the man only had a few coins in his hat。
                 He put a few of his own coins in the hat, and without stopping to ask for permission, took the sign, turned it around, and wrote a new message。
                 He then placed the sign by the feet of the blind man, and left。

              Later that afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was almost completely full of bills and coins。
                 The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had changed his sign? He also wanted to know what the man wrote on it?

              The pulicist said:"All I did is to make your words clearer。
                " The he prayed the blind man, saying "Goodby!" and went on his journey。

              The blind man didn't know that his new sign read like this: Now it's spring but I can't see it。
                

              一天,有个瞎子坐在一栋大楼的台阶上,脚下的标牌上写着:“我是个瞎子,请帮帮我。”

              一位有创意的广告员从瞎子身旁经过时停了下来,看到瞎子的帽子里只有一些硬币。他也在帽子里放了几个硬币,未经允许,就拿过标牌,翻过来在上面重新写了一句标语,然后把标牌放回瞎子的脚下,离开了。
                

              那天下午晚些时候,这位广告员回到了这个身旁,他发现帽子里几乎装满了纸钞和硬币。瞎子听出了他的脚步声,问他是否是那个改标牌的人?他也想知道这位男士在上面写了什么。

              广告员回答说:“我只是改了你的标语使人们能够看明白。”他向这个瞎子表达了祝福,说了再见,继续走自己的路。
                

              瞎子并不知道,他的新标语是这样的:

              现在是春天,但我却看不到。

                The mean man's party。

              The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party。 Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow。
                 When the door open, push with your foot。"

              "Why use my elbow and foot?"

              "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

              吝啬鬼请客

              一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。
                他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。”

              “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”

              “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。

              Which woman?

              One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall。
                

              On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit。When I finally entered the house, I called out。
                "The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield。"

              My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

              哪一位女人?

              一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。
                当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”

              我丈夫抬头看了看,说:“妈妈来了?” 。


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