My heavenly father, the queen is pregnant, who did it?
　　话说数十年前，英国一中学举行一个征文比赛，内容要求与皇室宗教、皇室、性及神秘主义有关，要求文章短小精悍，有回味。
　　赛后，特等奖获得者----一个9岁的小 女孩---得到了女王的接见。 她的文章如下： 天哪，女王怀孕了，谁干的？

其他：
I met my soulmate. She didn't. 我遇到了我的那个她。她没有。
Jumped. Then I changed my mind. 纵身一跳后，我改变了主意。
Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers. 陌路。朋友。挚友。爱人。陌路。
Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs. 对不起，士兵，我们的鞋子是按双出售的。

有趣的英语小故事 要简单一些

Many years ago two men were traveling together They were walking along a road in the wood.
Then they found a beautiful ax on the ground. One of them picked it up and said, “Look here have found an ax.”
“Don't say I, but we have found the ax,” said the other “We are friends. We ought to share it between us.”
“No,” said the first one, “I found the ax, so it is mine.”
Soon after they heard someone running after them. They looked back. They found He called out, “Stop, thieves! Stop, thieves !”
The first traveler said, “What shall we do? He is running after us. We shall be caught by him.” “Don't say we, but I shall be caught. You found the ax, and you say it is yours,” said the other, and left him alone.
The first traveler tried to hide the ax, but he did not know where to hide it. And at last he was caught by the owner of the ax.